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So I’m not a text message type of a person because that shit is just too time consuming. It’ll take me like 5 minutes to type the message out then another couple minutes to shorten up words like ” that to tha” so it can all fit in 1 message. But sometimes I sorta like it when i get messages like the ones below. HA!

Second best text I got in awhile:

“oh man, some guy just flashed me his penis!”

Best one from couple years back:

“where are you at? come home already, i’m horny”

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I’m not a fan of this video because its pretty damn weird. However, I love this song and it was on Jerry Hsu’s part in the enjoi video. So enjoy!

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A: Thats hella whack yo…

classic reply

B: your face is whack

classic comeback

A: whatever…..