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F*** Your Card!

chardx — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:22:08 +0000

HA! This video is quite hilarious and the dude is borderline crazy. Thanks to J.Siwa.

chardx — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:54:20 +0000

guess whos backkkkkkkk….

3 little words

chardx — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:24:06 +0000

just hanging out on a nice sunny day

chardx — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:17:48 +0000

har har har

chardx — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:06:05 +0000

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish…………………………….49.
Adventurous………………….Slept with everyone.
Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
Average looking……………..Moooo.
Beautiful………………………..Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure……….On medication.
Feminist…………………………Fat.
Free Spirit……………………..Junkie.
Friendship first………………Former Slut.
New-Age………………………..Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned…………………No B.J.’s
Open-minded………………….Desperate.
Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
Professional……………………Bitch.
Voluptuous……………………..Very fat.
Large frame……………………Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate……………..Stalker.

**these are my favorites**

chardx — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:56:42 +0000

the future

chardx — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:24:38 +0000

Congrats to the Mighty NY Giants!!!

chardx — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:24:43 +0000

Protect your family, friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, pets etc

chardx — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:26:40 +0000

Afraid of Tyrone jacking your ass while you’re sleeping??…Well be smart like me and get 3 or 5 of these around the house..

Just hanging out on a lazy Sunday…

chardx — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:41:05 +0000